That was really really terrible.
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I knew this would turn nasty. Thank christ I had the good sense to stay out of it.'I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man' - ClaptonComment
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Quoted because I want to participate.Originally posted by Emerson "Toilet Breath" Bigguns View Post
The old bald guy sits alone at a table in the back of the shabbily-chic off campus bar, leering at a group of girls celebrating a recent volleyball victory.
He's a regular, but anything but regular. When did it go so wrong? He was this close to graduating back in '92, but the weed and the whiskey sent him down this blind alley.
He jumps up and awkwardly shouts 'OH-H!' but the women sneer at him and head for the exit.
sigh...happy birthday, fux. happy birthday.
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well if the third graders here hate it, I must be on to something. sorry to leave you hanging so long, here ya go....
Barkeep Andy had poured enough cheap whisky into the old-fashioneds to stop fux's hands from shaking. 'You can keep the change' fux murmured as he tossed a wrinkled twenty on the bar. 'Gee thanks, Elon' Andy cracked. 'Maybe I'll get that Lambo after all.'
Fux flashed a finger-gun, winked, and walked unsteadily towards the door.
The cold Columbus wind hit fux hard in the face as he stepped off the curb, but not nearly as hard as the city bus that blasted his booze-soaked body three car-lengths down High Street. Did he even see it coming? Don't ask fux, as his jaw is still wired shut.Comment
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I can see this going "nuclear"... *backs away slowly*'I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man' - ClaptonComment
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nothing makes a lib run for the hills faster than the mention of a nuke. ask Puttie-poo if you don't believe me.Originally posted by Zeopold - prisoner 69 View PostComment
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I'd be interested in hearing Truman's [D] take on that, but he's unavailableOriginally posted by Emerson "Toilet Breath" Bigguns View Post
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That might have been before the magic transformation - back when the Ds were Rs and Rs were Ds. I forget how the fable goes, but I'm pretty sure I'm on base here.Originally posted by Zeopold - prisoner 69 View Post
I'd be interested in hearing Truman's [D] take on that, but he's unavailableComment
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Did this 'transformation' occur before or after [R] opposition to the New Deal?Originally posted by Emerson "Toilet Breath" Bigguns View Post
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Details are hazy - I know that a great number of disparate events had to occur. Sinking of the Titanic, the Louisiana purchase, development of the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices recipe, etc. etc. Why don't you ask fux, he'd know.Originally posted by Zeopold - prisoner 69 View Post
Did this 'transformation' occur before or after [R] opposition to the New Deal?Comment
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...for you, apparentlyOriginally posted by Emerson "Toilet Breath" Bigguns View Post
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like the miners used to say - after the gold is removed, crap is all that's left. I think that's how the term 'Politically Left' was 'coined'. Life is like a puzzle.Originally posted by Zeopold - prisoner 69 View Post
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yet he is not hazy on rape detailsOriginally posted by Zeopold - prisoner 69 View Post
...for you, apparently
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everyone must forgive our toothless colleague - I mentioned the word 'rape' in a different thread, and it's really 'lit' up the imagination of this one and a few of his kind.Originally posted by Komrade Aussie - Prisoner 230583 View Post
yet he is not hazy on rape details
Let this serve as a lesson - there are some topics that are just not appropriate for 3rd graders, or those who identify as such.Comment
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With regard to your original point, it should be pointed out that nuclear weapons were deployed by Truman [D], and leveraged to call a nuclear-armed adversary's bluff by Kennedy [D].Originally posted by Emerson "Toilet Breath" Bigguns View Post
You may now return to your obfuscation and partisan sloganeering if it helps to take the sting out of your defeat in debate
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You'll be relieved to know that I no longer get alerts when I'm quoted. I guess it's a safety measure for your benefit.Originally posted by Zeopold - prisoner 69 View Post
With regard to your original point, it should be pointed out that nuclear weapons were deployed by Truman [D], and leveraged to call a nuclear-armed adversary's bluff by Kennedy [D].
You may now return to your obfuscation and partisan sloganeering if it helps to take the sting out of your defeat in debate
Now what were you saying about your defeat?Comment
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